Crazy Old Man

An old man in Germany called the cops on his neighbors complaining that he was waken up by the sound of loud music late nights/early mornings. The cops came and checked the house and the neighbors only to find out that the music was coming from a musical card on his windowsill. This nigga needs a nurse or a nursing home. Crazy old ass.

You're A D!ck Head

A convicted child molester was found naked and bleeding behind a Brooklyn building - a victim of sexual self-mutilation, police sources said.
"How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind," a police source said.
Sources said that Damiene Iriarte, 26, was found in Fort Greene with the tip of his penis bitten off. He was taken to Brooklyn Hospital Center.

I'm puzzled, this shyt really leaves me speechless. He was also arrested for raping a 13-year old girl in 2003. He should have bite his entire dick off, fucking dummy.


BY Alison Gendar