You're A Star Now, Girl.

A Belgian teenager supposedly fell asleep while getting her face tattooed and woke up to 56 Rihanna-style stars on her face. Now, she's suing the tattoo artist, claiming he misunderstood her.
What kind of drugs was she on where she fell asleep during a fukkin tattoo. Bitch please! Well, maybe she popped a whole box of benadryl.

You're A D!ck Head

A convicted child molester was found naked and bleeding behind a Brooklyn building - a victim of sexual self-mutilation, police sources said.
"How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind," a police source said.
Sources said that Damiene Iriarte, 26, was found in Fort Greene with the tip of his penis bitten off. He was taken to Brooklyn Hospital Center.

I'm puzzled, this shyt really leaves me speechless. He was also arrested for raping a 13-year old girl in 2003. He should have bite his entire dick off, fucking dummy.


BY Alison Gendar

That Dynamic Diddy D!ck

Pop "singer" Cassie is desperately crying out for attention. And I sooooo didn't what to entertain this bull shit but I'm here for the people. I know you guys deserve to witness what happens when you let Ms. Diddy pipe that

Girl, he already told us that he doesn't like his lady to have any hair 'downstairs'. I guess now he's just working his way up.