WTF???!!!

I just have no words. Although, I've look at this shyt multiple times, I still get freaked out.
So, how long can u stare at this big hamster dog looking rat without your skin crawling???????

You're A Star Now, Girl.

A Belgian teenager supposedly fell asleep while getting her face tattooed and woke up to 56 Rihanna-style stars on her face. Now, she's suing the tattoo artist, claiming he misunderstood her.
What kind of drugs was she on where she fell asleep during a fukkin tattoo. Bitch please! Well, maybe she popped a whole box of benadryl.

So, Guess Who Won't B Gettin' A Father's Day Card Dis Year

Brryan Jackson (and yes he spells his name with 2 r's)was ostracized as a kid while growing up in St. Charles, MO because he has AIDS. But what makes this story even more so dishearten is that both his parents are negative. So, how'd he get infected you wonder: when he was a baby, his father entered his hospital room and injected a syringe of HIV-tainted blood into his tiny body. Brryan's father initially denied being the father because he did not want a child.

I Know: Brryan Jackson from Tami Seeger on Vimeo.

WOW what happened to just not being bothered with the child, shyt sign away your parental rights. Well, the good news (if there is any) the father was convicted of 1st degree assault and received life in prison.
Hopefully, someone with AIDS will fuk him raw while in prison, no?

You're Gonna Need A Better Lie Than That

In frantic 911 calls on Tuesday, Bonnie Sweeten said two men had bumped her SUV, carjacked her and stuffed her in the trunk of a dark Cadillac. She implied that her daughter was with her in the trunk, according to Philadelphia police Lt. Frank Vanore, who listened to tapes of the calls.
Sweeten, who is white, described her assailants as black but otherwise gave few details about their appearance, Vanore said.
Come to find out this bitch was lying and she and her daughter were actually on vacation in Disney World in Florida.
I swear, sometimes you white folks just never fail, I mean seriously. But the cops should have peeped game early on when Sweeten said she and HER DAUGHTER were kidnapped by the black people. Shyt, we don't want our own kids let alone someone else's.
So, bitch take a seat!

article and pic credit to: Associated Press writers Bill Bergstrom in Feasterville, Pa., Patrick Walters in Southampton, Pa., and Jennifer Yates in Pittsburgh contributed to this report.

The Prettiest Gals in the World??!!

NBC's Matt Lauer and cross dresser Alexis Arquette channel their inner Paris Hilton.

So, whose pussy would you prefer to see first?

All Tied-Up I See.

Marilyn Manson's on and off again boo-thang, Evan Rachel Wood, took some racy photos for GQ mag.

Maybe she's auditioning to be a bond girl. IDK

The Bears Must Have Been On That 'No White Meat Diet'

I understood that language better than I understood why her dumb azz jumped in there in first place.
You(_______)* people are so fucking stupid!!


*fill in the blank with any color of your choice

The Hills Are Alive!!!!!!

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I am super excited that the Hills are returning tonight! Unfortunately, this will be mi amiga (in my mind) L.C.'s last season. I soooo will miss her, but I hope this isn't the end of the entire show.
This show was like my therapy. I could really relate to having grown up in a mini-mansion, going on vacations to Cabo while still in high school, and buying my BFF a Chanel bag for her birthday.