MILK DOES A BODY GOOD

A 13-year-old Milwaukee girl is accused of fatally stabbing her step-grandfather Robert Moon, 48, because he poured the milk for her cereal down the drain.

After Moon dumped the milk - saying another child in the house had to be fed first - Brown grabbed a paring knife and stabbed him in the neck, police said.

"She stabbed me, she stabbed me in the neck," Moon said as he collapsed Saturday.

Cops said Brown told a neighbor: "I stabbed him! I cut his throat! He's dead ... I'm not afraid to go to jail for this."

She was held on a reckless homicide charge.

Public defender Joy Sherard said county officials had intervened in the household the past. "This is about more than spilled milk," she said.

See I don't know. It may have just been about the milk. I know I've had a few nice cold glasses of milk as a child that were so good I held the cup with both hands and closed my eyes. Now I couldn't imagine what unlawful shyt I would have done if a muthafuka would have knocked that cup out of my hands.

WTF???!!!

I just have no words. Although, I've look at this shyt multiple times, I still get freaked out.
So, how long can u stare at this big hamster dog looking rat without your skin crawling???????

Dizzy Lohan

"Celebrity" Lindsay Lohan has started her own production company called Unforgettable Productions, and is already working on a faux reality show and dating game.
Well, I guess bitch.
She doesn't know what reality is and she doesn't have a man (and Sam Ronson doesn't really count).
Will you be tuning in?

Damn Bitch U Look Bad

This spooky looking bitch was in NYC handling some "business". If it ain't pertain to why the fuk her fingers are bigger than her arm THEN I DONT WANT 2 HEAR ABOUT IT.

You're Gonna Need A Better Lie Than That

In frantic 911 calls on Tuesday, Bonnie Sweeten said two men had bumped her SUV, carjacked her and stuffed her in the trunk of a dark Cadillac. She implied that her daughter was with her in the trunk, according to Philadelphia police Lt. Frank Vanore, who listened to tapes of the calls.
Sweeten, who is white, described her assailants as black but otherwise gave few details about their appearance, Vanore said.
Come to find out this bitch was lying and she and her daughter were actually on vacation in Disney World in Florida.
I swear, sometimes you white folks just never fail, I mean seriously. But the cops should have peeped game early on when Sweeten said she and HER DAUGHTER were kidnapped by the black people. Shyt, we don't want our own kids let alone someone else's.
So, bitch take a seat!

article and pic credit to: Associated Press writers Bill Bergstrom in Feasterville, Pa., Patrick Walters in Southampton, Pa., and Jennifer Yates in Pittsburgh contributed to this report.

Janice the Loon

We all know "The World's First Supermodel" Janice Dickinson best from being one of the judges on America's Next Top Model. In The Vue, Janice's explicitly offensive ass said "My modeling show is airing in South Korea, and they say, 'Why are you so mean?' And I said , 'Why do you people eat dog?'

WHAT THE F???!!!!
I most certainly could not believe my eyes. She has the nerve to say HER modeling show. BITCH BYE!