This Lil Light of Mine....

Sorry. That song came to me when I saw this bull shyt. Can't you imagine Mama Tina rocking back and forth with her arms folded while crying and singing "this lil light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine".
Oh, well I can tee hee hee

Dizzy Lohan

"Celebrity" Lindsay Lohan has started her own production company called Unforgettable Productions, and is already working on a faux reality show and dating game.
Well, I guess bitch.
She doesn't know what reality is and she doesn't have a man (and Sam Ronson doesn't really count).
Will you be tuning in?

"You Can Take Da Rat Out of Da Hood....

....but you sho' can't take the hood out of the rat". Keyshia'fool ass' Cole got tatt tatt tatted up with her new boo's name. We all know this relationship won't out last the ink.