I just have to vent real quick. (Work wit' me.) Me and my main bitch (lol) were walking to the sea food spot and this guy crossed in front of us while coming out of the store. So, I turned my shoulder away from him to avoid contact, but we bumped each other anyway. Well, you would have thought I smacked homeboy in the mouthpiece cuz he shouted out "Oh you gon' bump me...you...you dirty bitch".
Whoa, was that necessary?!
And of course his crew of lames laughed their asses off.
*Anyway this song is dedicated to his b!tch ass*
*I wanted to take it back and post Queen Latifah's "U-N-I-T-Y" song but I couldn't get the link. But Pretty Money gets the point across well enough ;)