Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Even the Movie Trailer is Scurry!!!!

An unhappily married couple receive a small wooden box on their doorstep. At the push of a button, the box brings its bearer instant wealth but also instantly kills someone the bearer doesn't know.
Now I dare you to watch this shit at night by yourself.

TeTeyana Killin' U Hoes!!!!

Like Wendy Williams has friends in her head, I have both friends and family in mine. So, Young Teyana Taylor is my baby cousin in my mind (yeah I've got issues, don't we all).
Anywho, watch my my baby cuz ffffrrreeeaaakkk it!!!!!

U no I'm n da crib practicing this shyt hehehe.

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New Music

Song called "Tik Tok" from a new artist named Kesha.
Aint got a care in world/but got plenty of beer
Aint got no money in my pocket/but Im already here

This is that get amped b4 you hit the club type music.

"Good Night, Good Morning" is a new track by Brandy and Ne-yo.

The concept is cool but I'mma have to say good night to this track...NEXT

Now this track is type hot but then again Weezy and C Beezy are on it.

I wasn't really over the moon about the original version featuring Keri Hilson and this remix with T-Pain (N mi culo) and Keysh don't help the situation.

Ur welcome Kenya hehehe

Were ya'll feeling any of these tracks????

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A Pierced Rose

Kanye's boo thang Amber Rose has a new piercing and guess where it is... NO NASTY!!!

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WTF:Tristan Wilds Edition

Damn homie I overstand that you're getting that Hollywood bread (literally that 90210 money) but you are dead ass wrong for this get up.

Dida come get your home boy lmao!

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Monday, September 28, 2009

50 Is a Bitch An A 1/2

Only Fif could resurrect old beef and make it just as fresh as the original date the ish started. Peep this clip of 50 explaining what caused his "illness".

I think the fact that 50 is sooo ugly and that food stuck in his teeth mos def stepped the hilarity level of this clip all the way up!

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Divorce News

So Ms Keys apparently pissed Mashonda off this weekend and Mashonda decided to take it to the tweets. Tsk tsk tsk, when will they keep their business just that, their business but as long as it's out for us to know I'm on it. Please read and tell me what you think!

I think it was done in great taste and i really don't see the problem with the way she addressed her. I thought so much more of AK but I guess at the end of the day shes still human just like us. I commend Mashonda for being a superwoman. Go Girl! I got ya back.

*BTW* Earlier in the month i posted some pictures of Kelis and Nas attending some events after they bitter tweet divorce, they are still on that same path but i guess their trying to keep it cool for baby Knight.

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Sunday, September 27, 2009

Smack Yo Mammy... Sorta

Always being told by mi amigos that I don't have good taste in dudes, I won't be surprised if I'm the only one who thinks rapper Brisco is kinda sexy.
I'm digging that rough and tough look. Admittedly, homeboy ain't worth smacking yo' mammy but maybe just a shove will suffice. Does anybody see what I see...not even a little bit....DAMN!!!!!!!!

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Ester Dean on Jimmy Kimmel

Just when I didn't think I could like this song anymore ol' girl performed on Jimmy Kimmel Friday.

Yeah, she raped the hell out of that autotune but the song is mean and the white dancer was killin' it! And I heard that Laurie Ann Gibson choregraphed this number. U BETTA WORK!

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Saturday, September 26, 2009

More New Videos 4 Ya'

Melanie Fiona "It Kills Me"
Hot song. Cool video.
Birdman Ft. Drizzy "Money 2 Blow".

Birdman is so wack he needs to stop rapping. Seriously!

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Friday, September 25, 2009

ThrowBack: Biggie ft 112 "Sky's The Limit"

Here's your dose of inspiration for the weekend. And I'll find my inspiration at the bottom of the nearest Ciroc Bottle ;)

This video is still one of my favorites.

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OMG I Am Goin' 2 Die!!!!

These Alexander Wang shoes are mean.

It's like a leather jacket for your feet.

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Jay-Z Speaks On Lil Mama

“I would never do that. I would never have the nerve to do that.” Jay told Angie Martinez today.

“We go to rehearsals, we do run-throughs, and we work really hard on the performance to put on a show for people. And to interrupt that moment for us, I don’t think that was the right thing to do.

I actually thought it was the equivalent of what Kanye did to Taylor Swift but nobody really talked about that because I’m not a lil sweet girl from middle America.”

“I’m cool with her being excited and all that, but you also have to understand people put in work to make that performance happen–the planning of it, theres alotta planning that went into that performance. To disrupt that is out of line.”

“I was a little angry–but what imma do, fight Lil mama?”

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New Videos

Paul Wall has a new video for “I Need Mo” featuring Kobe and Travis Barker off his Fast Life album, but get this: the entire thing was filmed using an iPhone 3GS, making it the first of its kind. Director Amir Valina was able to convince the rapper to shoot the clip entirely through the lens of the Apple device. That's tuff!!!!
This 2nd new joint is the latest from Amerie called "Heard "Em All'. I personally prefer the version featuring Wayne and I think she should have made a vido for that one, but then again it's Weezy F. he makes fire hot lmao!

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

New Video: "Forever"

Drake, Kanye West, Lil Wayne and Eminem in "Forever"

What ya'll thought of this joint????

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Gentlemen's Corner: Plies

The Gentlemen's Corner is a new posting on UKK that will feature a male artist, entertainer, actor, etc who does or says some extra disrespectful shyt out of their potty mouths. And who better to start off with then Mr. Disrespectful himself Plies.
Enjoy his video for the oral pleasures in which he's dubbed "Becky".

Plies is one disrespectful mofo that still turns you all the way on. That's some iggnant shyt, I know!

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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Yo, Charley IS THAT YOU!!!!!??????????

Yup it sholl is. Charley Wingate aka inmate number1357963184 aka Max B.

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We'll Just Hv 2 Reminisce on da ol' days.

It seems like just yesterday when we were in the clizzub popping bottles with our "boy" Plaxico Burress or PB as we call him, right Trean???? lmao yeah right anywho.
Check out footage of the Giants player heading on down to the pokey!!

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Yo Bro "Fame Kills"

And yessir I want to bear witness!
This tour makes my freakin year.
10-Nov – Phoenix, AZ – US Airways
11-Nov – San Diego, CA – San Diego Sports Arena
13-Nov – Las Vegas, NV – Mandalay Bay Events Ctr
15-Nov – Anaheim, CA – Honda Center
16-Nov – Los Angeles, CA – Staples Center
18-Nov – Sacramento, CA – Arco Arena
19-Nov – San Jose, CA – HP Pavilion
24-Nov – Vancouver, BC – GM Place
26-Nov – Calgary, AB – Pengrowth Saddledome
28-Nov – Edmonton, AB – Rexall Place
29-Nov – Saskatoon, SK – Credit Union Center
2-Dec – Denver, CO – Pepsi Center
4-Dec – St. Louis, MO – Scottrade Center
9-Dec – Miami, FL – American Airlines Arena
11-Dec – Atlanta, GA – Philips Arena
12-Dec – Greensboro, NC – Greensboro Coliseum
13-Dec – Norfolk, VA – Scope Arena
16-Dec – Worcester, MA – DCU Center
18-Dec – Philadelphia, PA – Wachovia Center
19-Dec – Baltimore, MD – 1st Mariner Arena
20-Dec – Buffalo, NY – HSBC Arena
22-Dec – East Rutherford, NJ – Izod Center
23-Dec – Cleveland, OH – Quicken Loans Arena
26-Dec – Hartford, CT – XL Center
30-Dec – Washington, DC – Verizon Center
3-Jan – Uniondale, NJ – Nassau Coliseum
6-Jan – Toronto, ON – Air Canada Centre
8-Jan – Ottawa, ON – Scotiabank Place
11-Jan – Montreal, QC – Bell Center
14-Jan – Detroit, MI – Palace of Auburn Hills
16-Jan – Chicago, IL – United Center
21-Jan – San Antonio, TX – AT&T Center
22-Jan – Houston, TX – Toyota Center
24-Jan – Dallas, TX – American Airlines Center
I got you Dida, this'll be your early B day gift.

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New Video

The jerk movement continues with another jerking record, this time from Los Angeles' 15 year old female duo of Ana Lou & Bebe, aka The Baby Dollz.

Initially, I thought this shyt was pure basura* but then I had to put it into perspective the fact that they are young kids. So, with that in mind it's still garbage but more like 2-day old garbage. feel me?

*garbage(step ur linguistics up lol)

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Pres. Obama On Letterman 9.21.09

Please take the same time that you would to watch this clip and get informed as you would a Twerk Team clip.
Thank you ;)

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Monday, September 21, 2009

Throw Back: Xscape "Just Kickin' It"

This was and still is my shyt. Just kick back and enjoy this tune.

They need to reunite!

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Now This Is What Super Bad Looks Like!!!

Two Words. Amber. Rose. We've already featured her on UKK, but when you're as fly as she is, once is certainly insufficient. GET IT, Bitch!!

P.S. Yes that is the dress version of the outfit rocked by Lady GaGa in the "Paparazzi" vid.

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WTF: Soulja Girl, I Mean Boy's New 'Do.

This joint makes him look like a sexy azz DIKE.

Hopped up out the bed, flatten my titties down. (sing to the "Swag On" beat)

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New Music

Shawnna is the newest Nappy Boy signee. She partnered up with T-Pain (IN MY ASS) on this track called "Dope". The beat goes hard as fuk but he nor Shawnna get me hype with their verses.

This joint by Joss Stone has a funky soul feel to it. And it dig it baybay. So, listen to "Free Me" and take a funkadelic ride to groove-town. Yeah that was lame , SO WAT! lol

The only reason that folks will be interested in hearing "Dreamin'" by 50 Cent is because Dr. Dre produced the beat other than that yo no se. Enjoy!

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New Video

Something about this new sexiness is turning me on. I'm loving the video, been a fan of the song. If you didn't get it yet, I need everybody to get her album "In a Perfect World". MsKeriBaby!

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Friday, September 18, 2009

I Just Wanna Be Happy....

Don't we all???
Anywho, Ms. Leona Lewis performed her new single "Happy" on America's Got Talent this week. This song is so freaking beautiful!

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She Got Dat Fiyah Head!!!!

Young singer Tiffany Evans is rocking a new 'do and hair color.

Im feeling the color but I think the cut makes her look type old. Or maybe it's that stroke mouth aka the Bobby Brown Twisted Mouth.
And is it just me or does Tiff look like she took a few swiggs of Kanye's Hennessey Bottle????
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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Expeditions *New Posting*

The Strand Hotel is located in the middle of the strip on 10th and Ocean, across the street from the beach, 2 blocks from the infamous Wet Willies and two avenues down from Mansion and Sobe Live night club and it host a rooftop pool.I just came back from a vacation in Miami, after going back and forth over this new found hotel, i must say i was more than ecstatic to have stood here. All of the rooms at The Strand are suite rooms from junior to full suites. The rooms all have balconies and a kitchenette with a refrigerator and freezer. The bath rooms are huge for a hotel, with a circular tub that has a shower head pouring from the middle. The price range is $100-$190 a night. I got it for cheap!

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Playing Games Wit 50

Rapper 50 Cent was on the Rachael Ray Show this week. I know that bitch was scurry, I was scurred for her. He spoke about the origins of his rap name and played a name matching game with Rach.

How fun!

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Here's the latest picture of baby Kenzo. I don't care what anyone thinks, and no I'm not being bias because i absolutely love Kimora, But the son is a cutie pie. Love his color.

So after all the tweets dogging her man Kelis and Nas are supposedly making up. I'm kind of excited about this because i love them together, Like i know them lol. They were spotted at two events this week without the baby looking quite happy and getting a little affectionate. I guess she got that ill nana, she did say she taste just like candy in 02.

*BTW* Make it last forever by Keith Sweat was playing in my head while i wrote this entry.

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