I Don't Know Y Da Fuk My Sis' Eyes Look Bogus!!!!

My sister from another mother es looking no bueno on the October Cover of Essence Mag. Her eyes are looking like a senior citizen walking a tight rope-(unstable and wobbly for u slow ones). I feel a MJB rant coming on like the one she unleashed about that VIBE magazine cover.
Oh Boy, I cannot wait. Go get your baseball jersey and timbo's ready MARY!!!!